[YWW.ME] 2026.01.06 I'm quitting smoking, I'll smoke you (Callmekiki)

I stood up, tattered pieces of my uniform fluttering down like ribbons. As I stomped out the embers, I realized I'd been leaning against a "No Smoking" sign. In the lower right corner of the sign were small print: "But if you're cool, there's an exception."